You can't code this. Yeah, it's hop bliss. You can't miss this. You just can't resist. My, my, my, my juicy hits me so hard. Makes me type on my keyboard. Thank you for blessin' me with a friend to celebrate his forty. He loves a good beer and he's always down. A super dope homeboy from the stars & stripes town. And Jason's known as such. And this is a beer to show you mean so much. I told you homeboy (You can't program this) Yeah, these hops are hazy and ya know (You can't IMAP this). Look in my eyes, man (You can't cache this). Bro, your work day's done? (You can have this) Stop, Danner time!

Thirteen years already? Time flies when you're brewing irresponsibly large beers and making questionably good decisions. To celebrate lucky number 13, Behemoth have gone and made a beer that's having a full-blown botanical identity crisis. It's My Birthday and I'll Gin if I Want To is a Gin IPA that crashes headfirst into a juniper-soaked cocktail cabinet before stumbling triumphantly back into the brewery. Bright citrus, piney botanicals, and enough hop character to make your G&T feel slightly underdressed. Sure, technically Churly's only 13 and not legally old enough to drink yet... but he's over 18 in chubby monster years... Now pass the cake and tonic, would ya?

Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine, mango a stone fruit surprise. Somebody offers, so you reach over slowly, a hazy that's exceptionally nice. Lupulin flowers of yellow and green, Flowing straight into your head. Look for the hazy swear, don''t compromise, oh, go on. Lucy in the sky with Churlys, Lucy in the sky with Churlys, Lucy in the sky with Churlys,

Chick-a chick-a yeah IPA, IPA This beer is flawless, check it, we couldn't quite decide what to name it when it was brewed and were deciding between this or Mohammad, don't worry that it doesn't even have a first name, it just says McHoppin! It's tight. It's made with Chinook, Simcoe, Nelson Sauvin and Vic Secret to bring you pine, pineapple, gooseberry and grapefruit. I hear they are putting extra hops in it. Booya!!

When trying this single hop IPA, you will experience what this hop is all about. Second in this series is one of the worlds most popular hops and one our faves. It brings a massive tropical fruit bowl of flavours with aromas of Mango, Pine and some stonefruit. So, spend some serious me time with Me Time: Mosaic Single-Hopped Hazy IPA (you can share this with a buddy if you get a little lonely).

This beer is inspired by Nashville, Tennessee. Nashville is a crazy, vibrant place; full of live music, in every bar, at all times of day and night. It's a place famous for hot chicken, cowboy boot stores, and a never ending flow of hen nights. This place is pretty much the Vegas of the south. With its blend of beer, food, and culture Behemoth could only think of one hop that would sum the place up; Mosaic. So, this Hazy IPA is chock full of Mosaic hops to represent how many things are going on in Music City. It's a Mosaic of experiences and flavours. Enjoy Ya'll.

Nec-a-tron! has rolled out from the City of the Future, the Tron. This Hazy IPA is more than meets the eye, packed tighter than a cybernetic battle cruiser with Nectaron hops with waves of tropical fruit, citrus and dank hop goodness that hits harder than a plasma cannon at point-blank range. Nec-a-tron! is smooth, juicy, and dangerously crushable, with just enough nerdy energy to make your inner 80s kid do a backflip straight into a pile of VHS tapes. Warning: May cause spontaneous robot noises, uncontrollable nostalgia, and the sudden urge to convert your garage into a secret underground command centre.

You need people like me so you can point your fingers and say, 'That's the beer guy' You wanna drink with me? Okay. You wanna Hazy IPA? Okay. Say Hello To My Hoppy Friend! A Hazy IPA that kicks the door in, lights up the room, and tells bitterness to take a seat. This one's loud, plush and unapologetic. Big juicy hop aromas come at you fast, think ripe tropical fruit, citrus peel, and a little green swagger crammed full of Riwaka all wrapped up in a soft, hazy body that goes down smoother than a Miami night deal. Low bitterness, high attitude.

You know what they say... the early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse? Oh, it gets the hops. This IPA is for the patient schemers, the late bloomers, and anyone smart enough to let someone else trip the trap first. Bursting out of the gate with a juicy hop hit that's less "gentle nudge" and more "full send". This IPA packs a citrusy punch with a cheeky tropical twist. Think ripe stone fruit, zesty citrus peel, and just enough bitterness to remind you who's boss.

Sometimes when you're getting things done in New Zealand's humidity you just want something cold & refreshing that's smashable without getting you smashed. Here in your hand is a beautiful Low Carb Pale Ale. Wait, yes you read that correctly, Low Carb, in fact it's more than 40% less carbs than our Chur! Pale Ale. So you don't have to feel guilty about drinking more than 1, we think that's pretty chur. We have brewed this beer to be big on drinkability but also massive on aroma and flavour. Perfect to crack open after doing some chores or even the first beer after a long day at work. We have brewed this beer with Pale and Vienna malts to finish super dry then hopped it with a load of our favourite American and NZ hops. So, what're you still doing reading this? Hurry and crack this open and smash it (responsibly obviously). You're welcome!

Well you wanted a Hazy IPA, that is what you have here. Behemoth have combined some of their all time favourite hops: Citra, Mosaic, El Dorado and Galaxy to bring you a medley of soft juicy flavours and aromas. They put the good things in so you can wear the something hazy grin.

Something Hoppy is an India Pale Ale made with Citra, Azacca, and El Dorado hops that meld over a lovely malt cushion. Sometimes all you need is something hoppy and this is the beer for those times. To be fair, most times are those times.